Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Not Pregnant


WARNING: The following is a hormonal rant.

I'm not pregnant.  And I'm hormonal and spotting.  And bloated.  I feel fat.  I want to diet, but don't feel like it.  I tell myself that maybe if I lose 10 pounds by eating well, run 3 times a week, drink green tea, and do yoga I'll get pregnant.  Right now, all I want to do is go to sleep.  And it's 8:25 p.m.  I just read where Diet Coke can make you gain weight.  I knew this, but shouldn't have read it while I was in a foul mood.  I'm not pregnant.

P.S. Ok, that is the end of my hormonal rant.  Tomorrow is a brand new day and for that I am grateful.  I'm also grateful for a wonderful, supportive, hilarious husband who makes each and every day and situation a million times better.

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